What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?